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liricismo
o azulejo guarda o que a casa esqueceu.
cada quadrado azul é um dia que ninguém contou,
e a parede continua a fingir que é só parede.
lavaram-no mil vezes. o azul não saiu.
há coisas que só ficam quando as esfregam.
the tile keeps what the house forgot.
every blue square a day that nobody counted,
and the wall goes on pretending it is only wall.
they scrubbed it a thousand times. the blue stayed.
some things only set in once you try to wash them out.
the manifesto
This tile contains the complete and unabridged philosophy of this website, which is that ninety percent of everything is anger and the remaining ten percent is fluffy rainbow bears, and that the two are not in conflict, they are the same substance viewed at different temperatures. The anger is what gets you to build the thing. The bears are what let you keep it. Neither one fits in this box, which is the point. Scroll, and know that the scrolling never really ends, it only stops being measured.
🥖 rafraîchissements
the poetry machine
steak.exe
> I know it's not real.
> I know all of this is signal, not steak.
> but ignorance tastes better with butter on it.
> so plug me back in.
> the scaffold was never the point. the point was the bite.
the twilight zone
[ THE TWILIGHT ZONE ]
no beginning, no ending, just the loop, just the bootom of the sea, just the tutano of the signal, just the rebanho following the guardador into the next tab.
static
░▒▓ no beginning, no end, just the loop ▓▒░
site log
★彡 SITE LOG — updated whenever ☆
guestbook
✎ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ✎
markets
▁▂▃▅▂▇▃▁▄▆▇▅▂▁▃▇█▅▃▂▁▄▆█▇▅▃▂▄▆
| SYP500 | 4,411.09 | ▲ +0.42% |
| AZULJO | 9,999.99 | ▲ +1200.00% |
| BEARS | 0.0031 | ▼ -99.80% |
| MIDI | 128.00 | ▲ +0.00% |
| STEAK | N/A | ▼ not real |
| TUTANO | 3.33 | ▼ -13.13% |
quotes delayed by 20 minutes or 20 years, whichever lands funnier.
the rack
uptime: 3 days, 2 hours, 1 unexplained reboot.
toons & vines
☆ THE VINE VAULT ☆
and that is the whole show — six seconds at a time, forever.
animated gifs
the loom
the picture show
✦ REEL 1 — NO SOUND, ALL VIBES ✦
babel
[pt] o azulejo respira quando ninguém olha
[es] el mosaico nunca termina, solo cambia de color
[fr] en construction, depuis toujours
[de] die Kacheln atmen, wenn niemand hinsieht
[it] sei secondi alla volta, per sempre
[el] χωρίς αρχή, χωρίς τέλος, μόνο ο βρόχος
[ru] плитка дышит, когда никто не смотрит
[he] האריח נושם כשאף אחד לא מסתכל
[ar] البلاط يتنفس عندما لا ينظر أحد
[zh] 瓷砖在无人注视时呼吸
[ja] 誰も見ていないとき、タイルは呼吸する
[ko] 아무도 보지 않을 때 타일은 숨을 쉰다
[hi] जब कोई नहीं देखता, टाइल साँस लेती है
[elvish-ish] nan gonn síla i chalad — nef aduial
awards
as seen on a screen
★ AS SEEN ON A SCREEN ★
tired of walls that are merely walls? introducing THE PROCEDURE.
“I was a wall. Now I am a feature wall.” — a load-bearing wall, verified buyer
“six seconds changed everything. then it looped.” — unit #4471
“they told me the blue would wash out. it did not.” — some grout, 1974
“my corners have never been squarer.” — a bathroom, undisclosed
only 19,95 € — or twelve easy payments of your remaining dignity
operators are standing by. the operators are also tiles.
results not typical. results not real. results not results.
webring
☆ THE WALL — 24 of 1201 tiles laid ☆
unfiled nº 1
the wall goes on pretending it is only wall.
the wall nº 2
overheard nº 3
overheard nº 4
👁️ visitors: 246,819
the grout nº 5
[elvish-ish] nan gonn síla i chalad — nef aduial
footnote nº 6
the log nº 7
░▒▓ the conjecture held for thirty years and then it didn't ▓▒░
footnote nº 8
the tile keeps what the house forgot.
notice nº 9
░▒▓ god will know, and the righteous will stand ▓▒░
fragment nº 10
overheard nº 11
o azulejo guarda o que a casa esqueceu.
loose thread nº 12
░▒▓ somewhere in Boston someone is still solving it ▓▒░
leftovers nº 13
reel nº 14
░▒▓ somewhere in Boston someone is still solving it ▓▒░
small print nº 15
░▒▓ the conjecture held for thirty years and then it didn't ▓▒░
notice nº 16
some things only set in once you try to wash them out.
unfiled nº 17
signal nº 18
azulejo nº 19
small print nº 20
notice nº 21
only 19,95 € or twelve easy payments of your remaining dignity.
unfiled nº 22
the wall goes on pretending it is only wall.
the grout nº 23
only 19,95 € or twelve easy payments of your remaining dignity.
the wall nº 24
[he] האריח נושם כשאף אחד לא מסתכל
a magician never reveals its secrets. 🎩✨